have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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