Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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