Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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