what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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