Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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