I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
