Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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