Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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