why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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