You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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