Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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