Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
