Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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