i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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