So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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