Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
