Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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