Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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