Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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