Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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