i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
