If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
