I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
This house was built for laser tag.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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