i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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