Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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