Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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