with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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