your room smells of hookers.
And success
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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