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Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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