That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He did a backflip because drugs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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