i don't plan on having that self control this summer
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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