Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
