Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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