ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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