i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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