Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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