I forgot how hot balto sounded
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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