i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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