She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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