Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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