My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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