so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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