what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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