Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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