Having a random hookup so left but love u
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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