either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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