Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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