This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
God I need to hump something, right now.
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