Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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