Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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