Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am mentally ready for anal.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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