no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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