She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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