Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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