i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
People in love make me want to vomit
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Randomize
