Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
