My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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